yer\ maw

yer\ maw
1. (yer maw) (199↑, 51↓)
Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

2. (yer maw) (141↑, 30↓)
can be used at any time, in any situation

"yer maw"

3. (yer maw) (119↑, 18↓)
insult can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

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4. (yer maw) (81↑, 16↓)
A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.' 'So's yer maw.' 'You owe me.' 'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.' 'You're such a gay.' 'I think your maw would disagree.' 'Fuck you.' 'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

5. (Yer Maw) (74↑, 18↓)
Your Mother. Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da? aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps\! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

6. (yer maw) (51↑, 27↓)
"your mother". Used as an insult.

And yer maw\!

7. (Yer Maw) (46↑, 26↓)
A scottish phrase which means 'your mother'.Usually used as an insult, though is commonplace among [ned]s as they do not feature the ability to speak properly.

Awright Cusick, a kicked yer maw's back door in last night.

8. (yer maw) (19↑, 8↓)
scottish slang for "your mother", usually used as an insult

Guy 1: man, your gay Guy 2: So's yer maw Yer maw's so old she co-wrote the ten commandments

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9. (yer maw) (17↑, 6↓)
glaswegian slong for 'your mum' used for any comeback

1. jambo: mate, yer heavy gay wullie: yer maw didny say that 2. jambo: mate, yer heavy gay wullie: yer maws heavy gay 3. jambo: am gonny smash you wullie: a sha*ged yer maw

10. (YER MAW) (5↑, 0↓)
Common expression used in the Glasgow area about a persons mother.This expression is used when you have no comeback to what has been said to you.

Kieran : YOU HAVE A WEE COCK AND NO PUBIC HAIR. YOUR GENETAL PROJECTORY IS INFECTED. CRAIG : YER MAW.

Author: CRAIGS WEE PENIS http://yer-maw.urbanup.com/4251896
11. (Yer Maw) (5↑, 1↓)
Your mother: Scottish adoption of the American insult, i.e. "Yo'mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, 'Dang\! That's no moon.'" Interestingly used in the film Terminator when Lt Traxler responds to Dt. Vuckovich's comment that he 'looks like shit' by simply saying "Yo' mama." The rest of the insult being implied. Traditionally, during a conversational piece, a lot of Scots will leave the implication to the imagination of the receiver. Thus, many delivered insults are not acknowledged until such times as the receiver recounts what he/she just said or the methadone wears off. On average, many of the sharper Scots will respond with "No, No. That's your Maw that is." Which is a tip-of-the-hat to the popular Baddiel and Skinner sketch.

"It's a bit wet and windy out there." "Yer Maw\!\!\!" "I was nearly late for work t'day. God it was tight." "Yer Maw\!\!" "You're shite at that\!" "That's not what yer Maw said last night, when I climbed aff her\!" "You finished with that Kit-Kat?" "Yeah, I couldn't take another two fingers." "Mwaaaaa\! Yer Maaaw \!\!" "It's heavy" "Yer Maw\!" "The instructions say, 'twist off cap and push up bottom' " "Har, har. Yer Maw \!\!" "Is the weapon cocked?" "Yer Maw\!\!" "It needs serviced." "Yer Maw\!\!" "There was something I was going to do but I've forgotten." "Yer maw" ...and so on, etc. In effect, it can be uselessly tagged on to anything, anybody says. "Butter?" "Yer Maw\!" "It's sore." "Once again -for those who missed it earlier- Yer Maaaaw \!\!"

12. (yer maw) (11↑, 7↓)
used at totally inappropriate times when you cannot think of any other reply or in totally random sentences

1. "You smell\!" - "So does yer maw" 2. "Yer maw said no to me last night"

13. (yer maw) (6↑, 3↓)
A comeback mostly for Scottish people usually meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother"

Billy: No bad mate no bad Gary: No Bad\!?\! Neithers yer maw\! Danny: That Party wis a beast last night mate\! Craig: Aye yer maws a ride...oh ryt you mean the disco :P

Author: YerMawsThriller http://yer-maw.urbanup.com/2477380
14. (yer maw) (13↑, 11↓)
A derogoatory term used to insult people, usually people who will find the term offensive, such as Roddy Hamilton

Oi\! Roddy\! So's Yer Maw\!

Related: maw, mother, mum, yer, insult, scottish, your mother, your mum
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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